The Nun Generator Sister Lonnie Smolderwrath or Sister Luwella Gruelcaster
British Town Name Generator Six Chipperchesterhead on Piffle, Shropshire or Burp on Elk, Cardiff
The Lewd Sex Act Generator The Full Frontal Hog Fireman or The Smelly Beaver Corkscrew
I'm not clever enough for this one, but give the Custom Receipt Maker a shot and show us what you come up with
happy 4th!
tons of stuff. this early in the season I'm already sick of the squashes - not too fond of them to begin with.
the daikon should be interesting. the only way I've ever had it is shredded, a garnish in a sushi plate.
The sun came out, but rain is due, so I compromised a bit in location (they aren't where they normally go). I placed the flags with the appropriate level of respect, and they look pleased.
Where do these come from? I mean, really...
Today's earworm is "Rock You Like a Hurricane".
The golf course behind us puts on a huge firework display each year which means our normally quiet neighborhood gets swarmed with rude people who think they are entitled to park in everyone's yard, driving all over anything in their way. If you put up line, they'll cut it. People have to chain off their land to protect it from these rude people - yes real honest to goodness chain! People bring their own fireworks and the fireworks from the city bring the noise level to an incredible level. The golf course is covered with humanity, and I can't believe that they allow this on the green! The noise shakes our windows and makes the groud beneath us move. It drives our two border collies to a dangerous place. And me right along with them. I hate this! I hate it with a flaming purple passion! Would all these patriots just please go away and leave me alone?! Why in God's name do we celebrate this holiday with such extreme NOISE?!!!
Another reason to hate the 4th of July. Our neighbors are out in their yard setting up a pair of stereo speakers that come up to the shoulders on the teenager. Of all of the portions of their yard, they party in the part that is right outside our bedroom window. We struggle with them playing their music too loud most of the time. And now they’ve brought out those things. I hope it rains.
Oh merciful heavens, they’ve just plugged them into the getto buster and turned them on. They are both pointed directly at our house. Their music drives me up the wall. In my own house, with all the windows closed and the loud air conditioner on… Please rain! Please please rain! Wasn’t it calling for a thunderstorm this afternoon? Please ?
I guess I'm going to be THAT neighbor. I hate HATE the 4th of July. We have to go to a viewing this afternoon of a friend's son who died. That is horrible enough. But we don't know what we'll find when we get back to our property. I hate this holiday! Rain? Please? We need rain!!!
I love a place that gives clear instructions.
Are you fucking KIDDING me?
After all my adventures last night, I get up this morning, and go out on the screen porch to enjoy my coffee. From the window well I hear an all too familiar dry leaf rustling sound. I look and over, yes, there's a teeny bun in the window well. Only I know it ain't my teeny bun, because he's still in the bathtub, enjoying his breakfast in bed:
Please meet Not-So-Teeny Bun. He's more like Teenage Bun and just as wily. Capturing him to remove from the window well was a bit more exciting, because he actually jumped in the window and ran around the basement.
Oy. Now I've got to figure out what to do with them, because if I just put them back outside, I envision having to fish them out of the window well every other day. Suggestions?
How are you celebrating the 4th of July?
Here's today: doing dishes, writing letters, taking a walk, sending emails, VOXing (I hope), doing laundry, cleaning the filter in the vacuum cleaner. NOT answering the phone if it rings.
Normally I'd put out a couple of small flags, because we always do/did. But it's raining and that's a no-no. I've been told.
It's just another day, and for that I'm profoundly grateful.
What's your favorite song with "America" or "USA" in the title? Bonus points if you share it with us.
